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Milk ball, hongkong.Travel > Study Chocolate, Belgium . I've figured that my passport is not with me. So, i say why not ? HAVE BUFFET. |
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Email always writes interesting stuff. Im so sorry but i ripped this off someone else's post. SORRY! Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很难取悦. The problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If you don't, he says you are proud; 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If you don't, he says you are from kampong; 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的. If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执. If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains; 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明. If he's smarter than you, he is great; 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If you don't love him, he tries to possess you; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳. If you love him, he will try to leave you; 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If you don't make love with him., he says you don't love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他. If you do!! he says you are cheap; 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦. If you don't, he says that you don't trust him; 如果不，他说妳不信任他. If you scold him, you are like a nanny to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈. If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you; 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳. If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted; 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人. If he break his, he is forced to do so; 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的. If you smoke, you are bad girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩. If he smokes, he is gentleman; 如果他吸烟，他是绅士. If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气. If he does well, it's his brains; 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If you hurt him, you are cruel; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍. If he hurts you, you are too sensitive; 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ So very hard to please huh. Just for laugh la! (: |
